may-death-never-stop-u:

thomasmcquaid:

"Professional Griefers"deadmau5 (ft. Gerard Way)

Who’s this homeless dude (Gerard Way impersonator) ?

coolscar:

i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them

basedgosh:

basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me

karameruru:

water-bottle-drop-warning:

I swear they all have Tumblr accounts

and the song is called unnatural selection tho.

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lecterings:

when someone finds an old picture of you

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and whoever found it just goes

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unfollower:

why do all celebrities have to be good roll models they didnt sign up to babysit your kid

teamnon-canon:

And suddenly you see Jack in a new light and it makes your heart swell.

teamnon-canon:

And suddenly you see Jack in a new light and it makes your heart swell.

wellheyproductions:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular

Let’s make this situation even better. Both of you are wearing TAP SHOES, and all of the floors are hardwood.

from now on all of my text posts are going to only be using the title form i just feel like it draws more attention than regular text and literally all i care about is attention